While browsing the Academic Bookshop I stumbled upon a book called How to Marry a Finnish Girl. It seems that some dude from Brazil has written a book about his love for Finnish women, or rather his love for chasing Finnish skirt.
Included in this *cough* illustrious book are chat up lines that range from the cheesy ("Can I have your autograph, Miss Finland?") to the crude ("Let's go ice-fishing so I can put my rod in your hole") to the quite amusing in a rather juvenile kind of way ("Tell me your name and I'll write it in the snow with my yellow pen"). The book goes on to describe how Finnish men have trouble expressing their emotions (which apparently leaves ample opportunity for the effeminate foreigner) and claims that Finnish girls are better than Swedish girls because they hate their fathers. Naturally I'm tempted to buy a copy and send it to Timo Soini but unfortunately it's quite expensive.
Included in this *cough* illustrious book are chat up lines that range from the cheesy ("Can I have your autograph, Miss Finland?") to the crude ("Let's go ice-fishing so I can put my rod in your hole") to the quite amusing in a rather juvenile kind of way ("Tell me your name and I'll write it in the snow with my yellow pen"). The book goes on to describe how Finnish men have trouble expressing their emotions (which apparently leaves ample opportunity for the effeminate foreigner) and claims that Finnish girls are better than Swedish girls because they hate their fathers. Naturally I'm tempted to buy a copy and send it to Timo Soini but unfortunately it's quite expensive.
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